May 2013
I think I am getting depressed again
17yr:
I LOVE ARCTIC MONKEYS [rips off arctic monkeys shirt only to reveal another arctic monkeys shirt beneath it]
muse: ok so let's do an album warning about the environmental crisis and condemning human greed and lust for power
muse: BUILD THE BIGGEST FUCKING STAGE EVER, WITH SMOKESTACKS THAT SPEW FIRE, LOTS OF CONFETTI, A GIANT ROBOT, AND BLAST HUGE AMOUNTS OF CO2 INTO THE ATMOSPHERE
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cute nicknames for your significant other:
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tea-tears-and-bbc:
fiddickodair:
don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten & Rose
OMG
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
ipoog:
i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude
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I hate this restaurant
Matt: After the seaside tour is over, me and Dom are going to train as Punch and Judy showmen; we've already bought all the props and it's great fun. All we need now is a Black Holes-style tent.
Dom: It'll be really excellent - we wouldn't want to do this in an amateur way, so we've set aside 3 months to train properly. Matt wanted one of our props (the string of sausages) to symbolise alien DNA strands, but I told him that was too highbrow for our audience; I mean, they're just kids...We tried to get Chris to act as Mrs Punch, but he told us to piss off, sadly.
Chris: I'm going straight home after the tour. I'll probably need therapy and counselling after this. Expect a solo album in 2008.
doctor: are you sexually active
me: i'm not even physically active
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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I hate my mom she thinks she knows everything about music. Saying my hands are too small for the violin while they are perfect for it. Saying how I have no passion in playing while I have so much passion. I know I am not the best violinist but I pretty great for not having a teacher. Also the way I play it’s the way my conductor want us to play.
Dear tumblr,
You make it really hard to do essay. Please let me finish it so I can relax?
Thanks, Abby